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Khuda se Scooter manga Khuda se Scooter manga.. Car di; Apartment manga.. bangla diya; dost manga to tumhain diya.. Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kia Zindagi Hai To Khwaab Hai Khwaab Hai To Manzilein Hai Manzilein Hai To Fasaley Hai Fasaley Hai To Rastey Hai Rastay Hai To Mushkilein Hai Mushkilein Hai To Hausla Hai Hausla Hai To Vishawas Hai Vishvas hai to Paisa hai Paisa hai to Shohrat hai Shohrat hai to Izzat Hai Izzat hai to Ladki hai Ladki hai to Tension hai Tension hai to Concern hai Concern hai to a Khayaal hai Khayaal hai to Khwaab hai Khawab hai to Growth hai Growth hai to Zindagi hai Zindagi hai to khwaab hai Matlab duniya Gol Gol hai Bas ghumnewala chahiye...... Log ishq karte hain, Bade shor ke saath. Humne bhi kiya, Bade zor ke saath. Magar ab karenge, Thoda gaur ke saath. Kyonki kal usko dekha, Kisi aur ke saath. Aansun se palke bhigo leta hoon Yaad teri aati hai to ro leta hoon Socha ki bhula doon tujhe magar, Har baar faisla badal deta hoon Aur bhi cheezain bahut see l...

1)You came per night You get close to my body and sucked me all over. You had so much fun and satisfied then left me in  pain. You! Bitch mosquito! 2) MUM: didn't I tell you that if a guy touches  your A*SS, say DON'T.  And if he touches your B**BS say STOP! GIRL: But mum, he touched both so i said: DON'T STOP...!!! 3) Sex is math: Add 2 bodies, Subtract the clothes, Divide the legs and multiply!!! 4) LITTLE GIRL: Mommy, I just found out that our  neighbor's son has a  pe*nis  like a peanut! MUM: You mean it's small? LITTLE GIRL: No it's salty!!! 5) A couple recently married was happy with the  whole  thing. He was happy with the hole, and she was happy with the thing. 6) Latest Statistics: What men do after sex? 2% eat. 3% smoke cigarettes. 4% take shower. 5% go to sleep. 86% get up and go back home to their wives. 7) What is a KISS? It's an upper PREPARATION for a lower INVASION that  will  lead to furt...

A girl went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY. Coach : Mam, here two piece costume is not allowed. Girl : Kaun sa Utaroon? !!! One day a man goes to bank for withdrawing cash. Lady cashier asked: So so ke loge? Man replied: Khade khade bhi chalega. A Girl lodging a FIR report against the Rapist Girl : Inspector saab, char mein ek ne mere bre*ast pakde, ek ne meri ga*nd mari, ek ne cho*da, ek ne chooma. Inspector : Bus kar, FIR likha rahi hai.... Ya la*nd khada kar rahi hai. A lady lost 3 panties in her house. She asked her husband but he didn't know. Husband asked maid. Maid replied: Saab, aapko to maloom hai mai aandar  kuchh nahi pahanti. A Lady dashes a man while getting in the bus ... Man : Apne santre sambhaliye ma'm, they disturb me. Lady : (Angrily) Tumko kya, santre mere hai na. Man : Haan par juice to mera nikal raha hai. Saas aur bahu me hamesha anban kyo? Kyonki jis ladke ki underwear saas ne 25 saal sambhali Who bahu ne 2 minute m...

GEORGE BENSON - NOTHING'S GONNA CHANGE MY LOVE FOR YOU LYRICS If I had to live without you near me The days would all be empty The nights would seem so long With you I see forever oh so early I might have been in love before But it never felt this strong Our dreams are young and we both know They'll take us where we want to go Hold me now, touch me now I don't want to live without you [Chorus] Nothing's gonna change my love for you You oughta know by now how much I love you One thing you can be sure of I'll never ask for more than your love Nothing's gonna change my love for you You oughta know by now how much I love you The world may change my whole life through But nothing's gonna change my love for you If the road ahead is not so easy Our love will lead the way for us Like a guiding star I'll be there for you if you should need me You don't have to change a thing I love you just the way you are So come with me and share the view I'll help you ...

Love means more when life is hard And choices lead to sacrifice, And every passion has its price In duties paid and windows barred. Though I have loved for many years, Love is still for me a spring That will from stone sweet fragrance bring, And make a garden of our tears. The love of children, children's children, Flowing to the distant verge, Flowing from the ancient urge To make a home of wilderness, Has been my joy, my inner dance Of ecstasy, as day by day I move the mountains in my way And claim through love the gifts of chance

Ques - RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI Ans - TAILOR ( darzi ) Ques - SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI Ans - Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory) Q- Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi. Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar. why why :-) Ans - Tendulkar is an opener Q -The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'. Which movie did he really want to see ? Ans - Dil Chhata Hai! Q: Wohh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi Socho socho A : arey Aamir Khan !!!!!!! Q - What will! u call a person who is leaving India. Socho....... A : Hindustan Lever (Leaver). Q. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha........ Answer : adidas Q. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv falls into the well. Why? A : Because Luv is blind!!!!! Q : Now Kush also jumps inside. Why? OK lot's of head scratching do...

Airtel boy asked Spice Girl: what is ur speciality? Spice Girl: Night time incoming free!! Can I get a picture of urs?... the thing is that i have started a  new hobby  of collecting photographs of 'natural disasters'. Doctor to his lady patient:' U look so weak and exausted! Are u  having ur  meals three times a day as I advised?  Lady: Doctor, I thought you  said  three  males a day!! Dr. to patient getting no erection. Married? No. U masturb*ate ? No. You visit prosts? No. You have girl friends? No. Toh phir khada karke kya Calender tangaenga? Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola: Aaj se tum hi meri kavita  ho, kalpana  ho, bhawana ho, Kalpna ho! Patni: Mere liye bhi aaj se aap he dinesh ho, rohit ho, rakesh  ho! Four types of women having sex. 1.Asthmatic, ah..aahh..ah..ahh.. 2.Obedient, yes..oh..yes..ah..yes. 3.Greedy, more..more..pls, 4.Religious: oh God..oh.. oh.. in.. ...