Urdu Hindi shero shayari

1)You came per night You get close to my body and sucked me all over. You had so much fun and satisfied then left me in  pain. You! Bitch mosquito! 2) MUM: didn't I tell you that if a guy touches  your A*SS, say DON'T.  And if he touches your B**BS say STOP! GIRL: But mum, he touched both so i said: DON'T STOP...!!! 3) Sex is math: Add 2 bodies, Subtract the clothes, Divide the legs and multiply!!! 4) LITTLE GIRL: Mommy, I just found out that our  neighbor's son has a  pe*nis  like a peanut! MUM: You mean it's small? LITTLE GIRL: No it's salty!!! 5) A couple recently married was happy with the  whole  thing. He was happy with the hole, and she was happy with the thing. 6) Latest Statistics: What men do after sex? 2% eat. 3% smoke cigarettes. 4% take shower. 5% go to sleep. 86% get up and go back home to their wives. 7) What is a KISS? It's an upper PREPARATION for a lower INVASION that  will  lead to furt...

A girl went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY. Coach : Mam, here two piece costume is not allowed. Girl : Kaun sa Utaroon? !!! One day a man goes to bank for withdrawing cash. Lady cashier asked: So so ke loge? Man replied: Khade khade bhi chalega. A Girl lodging a FIR report against the Rapist Girl : Inspector saab, char mein ek ne mere bre*ast pakde, ek ne meri ga*nd mari, ek ne cho*da, ek ne chooma. Inspector : Bus kar, FIR likha rahi hai.... Ya la*nd khada kar rahi hai. A lady lost 3 panties in her house. She asked her husband but he didn't know. Husband asked maid. Maid replied: Saab, aapko to maloom hai mai aandar  kuchh nahi pahanti. A Lady dashes a man while getting in the bus ... Man : Apne santre sambhaliye ma'm, they disturb me. Lady : (Angrily) Tumko kya, santre mere hai na. Man : Haan par juice to mera nikal raha hai. Saas aur bahu me hamesha anban kyo? Kyonki jis ladke ki underwear saas ne 25 saal sambhali Who bahu ne 2 minute m...