Urdu Hindi shero shayari

1)You came per night You get close to my body and sucked me all over. You had so much fun and satisfied then left me in  pain. You! Bitch mosquito! 2) MUM: didn't I tell you that if a guy touches  your A*SS, say DON'T.  And if he touches your B**BS say STOP! GIRL: But mum, he touched both so i said: DON'T STOP...!!! 3) Sex is math: Add 2 bodies, Subtract the clothes, Divide the legs and multiply!!! 4) LITTLE GIRL: Mommy, I just found out that our  neighbor's son has a  pe*nis  like a peanut! MUM: You mean it's small? LITTLE GIRL: No it's salty!!! 5) A couple recently married was happy with the  whole  thing. He was happy with the hole, and she was happy with the thing. 6) Latest Statistics: What men do after sex? 2% eat. 3% smoke cigarettes. 4% take shower. 5% go to sleep. 86% get up and go back home to their wives. 7) What is a KISS? It's an upper PREPARATION for a lower INVASION that  will  lead to furt...

Airtel boy asked Spice Girl: what is ur speciality? Spice Girl: Night time incoming free!! Can I get a picture of urs?... the thing is that i have started a  new hobby  of collecting photographs of 'natural disasters'. Doctor to his lady patient:' U look so weak and exausted! Are u  having ur  meals three times a day as I advised?  Lady: Doctor, I thought you  said  three  males a day!! Dr. to patient getting no erection. Married? No. U masturb*ate ? No. You visit prosts? No. You have girl friends? No. Toh phir khada karke kya Calender tangaenga? Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola: Aaj se tum hi meri kavita  ho, kalpana  ho, bhawana ho, Kalpna ho! Patni: Mere liye bhi aaj se aap he dinesh ho, rohit ho, rakesh  ho! Four types of women having sex. 1.Asthmatic, ah..aahh..ah..ahh.. 2.Obedient, yes..oh..yes..ah..yes. 3.Greedy, more..more..pls, 4.Religious: oh God..oh.. oh.. in.. ...

Draupadi ka vastraharan dushasan ko pada bhari Draupadi ka vastraharan dushasan ko pada bhari saari mein saari parag saari! Na tumnain kuch kaha , Joron ki bearish makes u wonder... Joron ki bearish makes u wonder.. is this what they call.......taste the thunder! Manoj named Kapil, Paaji was very brave Manoj named Kapil, Paaji was very brave palmolive da jawab nahi boy he had a close shave! E....kya bolti tu E....kya bolti tu ..... E... kya bolti three E ..kya bolti three! Jab tota hua dirty tote se boli myna Jab tota hua dirty tote se boli myna don't u worry ??surf excel hai na! Khake Chywanprash budhi ka gyaan payega Khake Chywanprash budhi ka gyaan payega Kabhi na Kabhi mera number ayega! Kamaataa nahin hun itnaa ke tujhe roz khilaaoon aur pilaaoon Aaati hai to aajaa, yaa kisi aur ko pataooon Dil Logi, Ke Jaan Logi Meri Jaan Set Hone Me Kitnaa Time Logi Gul Gaye, Gulshan Gaye, Gul Ke Patte Rah Gaye Saare Shaayar Mar Gaye, Tum Ullu Ke Patthe Rah Gaye Milnaa Hai To Mil Is...

01. Call an old friend, just to say hi. 02. Hold a door open for a stranger. 03. Invite someone to lunch. 04. Compliment someone on his or her appearance. 05. Ask a coworker for their opinion on a project. 06. Bring cookies to work. 07. Let someone cut in during rush hour traffic. 08. Leave a waitress or waiter a big tip. 09. Tell a cashier to have a nice day. 10. Call your parents. 11. Let someone know you miss them. 12. Treat someone to a movie. 13. Let a person know you really appreciate them. 14. Visit a retirement center. 15. Take a child to the zoo. 16. Fill up your spouse's car with gas. 17. Surprise someone with a small gift. 18. Leave a thank-you note for the cleaning staff at work. 19. Write a letter to a distant relative. 20. Tell someone you thought about them the other day. 21. Put a dime in a stranger's parking meter before the time expires. 22. Bake a cake for a neighbor. 23. Send someone flowers to where they work. 24. Invite a friend to tea. 25. Recommend a go...