Urdu Hindi shero shayari

Airtel boy asked Spice Girl: what is ur speciality? Spice Girl: Night time incoming free!! Can I get a picture of urs?... the thing is that i have started a  new hobby  of collecting photographs of 'natural disasters'. Doctor to his lady patient:' U look so weak and exausted! Are u  having ur  meals three times a day as I advised?  Lady: Doctor, I thought you  said  three  males a day!! Dr. to patient getting no erection. Married? No. U masturb*ate ? No. You visit prosts? No. You have girl friends? No. Toh phir khada karke kya Calender tangaenga? Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola: Aaj se tum hi meri kavita  ho, kalpana  ho, bhawana ho, Kalpna ho! Patni: Mere liye bhi aaj se aap he dinesh ho, rohit ho, rakesh  ho! Four types of women having sex. 1.Asthmatic, ah..aahh..ah..ahh.. 2.Obedient, yes..oh..yes..ah..yes. 3.Greedy, more..more..pls, 4.Religious: oh God..oh.. oh.. in.. ...

Sardar Apne Dost Se: “Aaj Ghar Jate Hi Biwi Ki Chaddi Utarunga.” Dost: “Aaj Bade Mood Mein Lagte Ho?” Sardar: “Ghanta Bhenchod, Bahut Tight Hai Yaar, Subah Galti Se Biwi Ki Pehan Li Thi.”

Palat kar dekh jaaneman , jigar me dum hum bhi rakhte hain , bra me do bomb tum rakhti ho, to underwear mein ek gun hum bhi rakhte hain.

BHAGWAN ko GUSSA kab aata hai ? ? Jab koi KUWARI Ladki PREGNENT ho jati hai Aur uski Maa bolti hai . . . HeY BhaGWaaN Yeh Tune Kya kiya.

UNCHI GA*D ZIRAF KI.. DEKH KABIRA ROYE. VO GA*D KIS KAM KI . JISE MAR SKE NA KOY ऊँची गां*ड जिराफ की। देख कबीरा रोये। वो गां*ड किस काम की। जिसे मार सके न कोय।