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Funny Nice Quotes About Sex

“What do I know about sex? I’m a married man.” –Tom Clancy “I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.” –Steve Martin “Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it’s pretty damned good.” –Woody Allen “Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.” –Unknown “My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet.” –Bill Kelly “Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.” –Henry Miller “The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn’t mean that God doesn’t love heterosexuals. It’s just that they need more supervision.” –Lynn Lavner “There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.” –P. J. O’Rourke “As th...

Your voice is so beautiful

Your voice is so beautiful I can listen to it all day It just sounds so wonderful I don't know what to say I feel calm I feel warm I even feel your love As I hear that voice I wish I could see you now And hear that elegant voice To feel your comfort To feel your ease I would marry you so quickly And sweep you off your feet You are that girl That can't be beat

100 ways to make someone special smile

01. Call an old friend, just to say hi. 02. Hold a door open for a stranger. 03. Invite someone to lunch. 04. Compliment someone on his or her appearance. 05. Ask a coworker for their opinion on a project. 06. Bring cookies to work. 07. Let someone cut in during rush hour traffic. 08. Leave a waitress or waiter a big tip. 09. Tell a cashier to have a nice day. 10. Call your parents. 11. Let someone know you miss them. 12. Treat someone to a movie. 13. Let a person know you really appreciate them. 14. Visit a retirement center. 15. Take a child to the zoo. 16. Fill up your spouse's car with gas. 17. Surprise someone with a small gift. 18. Leave a thank-you note for the cleaning staff at work. 19. Write a letter to a distant relative. 20. Tell someone you thought about them the other day. 21. Put a dime in a stranger's parking meter before the time expires. 22. Bake a cake for a neighbor. 23. Send someone flowers to where they work. 24. Invite a friend to tea. 25. Recommend a go...