Urdu Hindi shero shayari

Airtel boy asked Spice Girl: what is ur speciality? Spice Girl: Night time incoming free!! Can I get a picture of urs?... the thing is that i have started a  new hobby  of collecting photographs of 'natural disasters'. Doctor to his lady patient:' U look so weak and exausted! Are u  having ur  meals three times a day as I advised?  Lady: Doctor, I thought you  said  three  males a day!! Dr. to patient getting no erection. Married? No. U masturb*ate ? No. You visit prosts? No. You have girl friends? No. Toh phir khada karke kya Calender tangaenga? Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola: Aaj se tum hi meri kavita  ho, kalpana  ho, bhawana ho, Kalpna ho! Patni: Mere liye bhi aaj se aap he dinesh ho, rohit ho, rakesh  ho! Four types of women having sex. 1.Asthmatic, ah..aahh..ah..ahh.. 2.Obedient, yes..oh..yes..ah..yes. 3.Greedy, more..more..pls, 4.Religious: oh God..oh.. oh.. in.. ...

Sardar Apne Dost Se: “Aaj Ghar Jate Hi Biwi Ki Chaddi Utarunga.” Dost: “Aaj Bade Mood Mein Lagte Ho?” Sardar: “Ghanta Bhenchod, Bahut Tight Hai Yaar, Subah Galti Se Biwi Ki Pehan Li Thi.”

Palat kar dekh jaaneman , jigar me dum hum bhi rakhte hain , bra me do bomb tum rakhti ho, to underwear mein ek gun hum bhi rakhte hain.

BHAGWAN ko GUSSA kab aata hai ? ? Jab koi KUWARI Ladki PREGNENT ho jati hai Aur uski Maa bolti hai . . . HeY BhaGWaaN Yeh Tune Kya kiya.

UNCHI GA*D ZIRAF KI.. DEKH KABIRA ROYE. VO GA*D KIS KAM KI . JISE MAR SKE NA KOY ऊँची गां*ड जिराफ की। देख कबीरा रोये। वो गां*ड किस काम की। जिसे मार सके न कोय।

Munni woh din yaad karo jab hum tum sath nahate the, tum ch*t pe sabun malti thi , hum la*d pe jhag udate the. Munna woh din beet gaye , jab hum tum sath nahate the, ab ch*t chupane ki bari hai, munni bharat ki nari hai. Munni woh din yaad karo jab hum tum sath sote the, tum ch*t mein kheti karti thi , hum la*d pe ganne bote the. Munna woh din beet gaye , jab ch*t mein kheti hoti thi, ab la*d ki fusslo ki khatir, humne ise banjar bana diya. Munni woh din yaad karo jab luka chipi khelte the, tum lahanga pahan kar aati thi, aur hum usme chup jate the. Munna woh din beet gaye, jab hamne tumhe chupaya tha, ab tum to jaat ke bhalu ho, lahange me shahad ka chhatta hai. Munni woh din yaad karo, jab sath deewali khele the, tum ch*t pe tikli rakhti thi , hum la*d se foda karte the. Munna woh din beet gaye, jab ch*t pe tikli fodi thi. ab ch*t hamari pyari hai, aur l*da tera bhikhari hai. Munni woh din beet gaye han munni woh din beet gaye. ab ch*t ke darshan ki khatir , hum ch*t chalisa padhte h...