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Munni woh din yaad karo

Munni woh din yaad karo
jab hum tum sath nahate the,
tum ch*t pe sabun malti thi ,
hum la*d pe jhag udate the.

Munna woh din beet gaye ,
jab hum tum sath nahate the,
ab ch*t chupane ki bari hai,
munni bharat ki nari hai.

Munni woh din yaad karo
jab hum tum sath sote the,
tum ch*t mein kheti karti thi ,
hum la*d pe ganne bote the.
Munna woh din beet gaye ,
jab ch*t mein kheti hoti thi,
ab la*d ki fusslo ki khatir,
humne ise banjar bana diya.

Munni woh din yaad karo
jab luka chipi khelte the,
tum lahanga pahan kar aati thi,
aur hum usme chup jate the.

Munna woh din beet gaye,
jab hamne tumhe chupaya tha,
ab tum to jaat ke bhalu ho,
lahange me shahad ka chhatta hai.

Munni woh din yaad karo,
jab sath deewali khele the,
tum ch*t pe tikli rakhti thi ,
hum la*d se foda karte the.
Munna woh din beet gaye,
jab ch*t pe tikli fodi thi.
ab ch*t hamari pyari hai,
aur l*da tera bhikhari hai.

Munni woh din beet gaye
han munni woh din beet gaye.
ab ch*t ke darshan ki khatir ,
hum ch*t chalisa padhte hai,
par ch*t nahi darshan deti,
hum la*d se ladte rahte hai.
par waqt hamara aayega.
jab hum bhi tum ko ch*denge,
tum la*d la*d chillaogi
hum ch*t me danda pelenge.
munni munne ko kam na samajh
yeh teri maiya ch*dega..
tu pair pakad kar royegi..
teri ch*t me keeel(nails) thokega

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