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Funny SMS

Draupadi ka vastraharan dushasan ko pada bhari Draupadi ka vastraharan dushasan ko pada bhari saari mein saari parag saari! Na tumnain kuch kaha , Joron ki bearish makes u wonder... Joron ki bearish makes u wonder.. is this what they call.......taste the thunder! Manoj named Kapil, Paaji was very brave Manoj named Kapil, Paaji was very brave palmolive da jawab nahi boy he had a close shave! E....kya bolti tu E....kya bolti tu ..... E... kya bolti three E ..kya bolti three! Jab tota hua dirty tote se boli myna Jab tota hua dirty tote se boli myna don't u worry ??surf excel hai na! Khake Chywanprash budhi ka gyaan payega Khake Chywanprash budhi ka gyaan payega Kabhi na Kabhi mera number ayega! Kamaataa nahin hun itnaa ke tujhe roz khilaaoon aur pilaaoon Aaati hai to aajaa, yaa kisi aur ko pataooon Dil Logi, Ke Jaan Logi Meri Jaan Set Hone Me Kitnaa Time Logi Gul Gaye, Gulshan Gaye, Gul Ke Patte Rah Gaye Saare Shaayar Mar Gaye, Tum Ullu Ke Patthe Rah Gaye Milnaa Hai To Mil Is...

Jab me use dekhu my dil start flying

Jab me use dekhu my dil start flying mujhse bat kare I keep trying jab door jaye I felt like crying are itna tension mat le I was lying……….. Nayi nayi shadi thi,Naya tha zamana. Dulha bechain tha, sunne ko gana. Dulhan ne shuru kiya… BHAIYA MERE RAKHI KE BANDHAN KO NIBHANA. Tum paas ho to tujhpe pyar aata hai, Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai. Kya kahen is dil ki haalat ko, Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai. Ishq main yeh anjaam paaya hai Haath pair tute, muh se khun aaya hai Hospital pauhnche to nurson ne farmaya ‘Baharon phool barsao Kisi ka mehboob aaya hai’ Mujhe sirf teri hi pyaas lagti hai Har samay tere aane ki aas lagti hai Teri deewangi mein iss kadar deewane ho gaye Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai