Urdu Hindi shero shayari

A girl went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY. Coach : Mam, here two piece costume is not allowed. Girl : Kaun sa Utaroon? !!! One day a man goes to bank for withdrawing cash. Lady cashier asked: So so ke loge? Man replied: Khade khade bhi chalega. A Girl lodging a FIR report against the Rapist Girl : Inspector saab, char mein ek ne mere bre*ast pakde, ek ne meri ga*nd mari, ek ne cho*da, ek ne chooma. Inspector : Bus kar, FIR likha rahi hai.... Ya la*nd khada kar rahi hai. A lady lost 3 panties in her house. She asked her husband but he didn't know. Husband asked maid. Maid replied: Saab, aapko to maloom hai mai aandar  kuchh nahi pahanti. A Lady dashes a man while getting in the bus ... Man : Apne santre sambhaliye ma'm, they disturb me. Lady : (Angrily) Tumko kya, santre mere hai na. Man : Haan par juice to mera nikal raha hai. Saas aur bahu me hamesha anban kyo? Kyonki jis ladke ki underwear saas ne 25 saal sambhali Who bahu ne 2 minute m...

Sardar Apne Dost Se: “Aaj Ghar Jate Hi Biwi Ki Chaddi Utarunga.” Dost: “Aaj Bade Mood Mein Lagte Ho?” Sardar: “Ghanta Bhenchod, Bahut Tight Hai Yaar, Subah Galti Se Biwi Ki Pehan Li Thi.”