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Draupadi ka vastraharan

dushasan ko pada bhari

Draupadi ka vastraharan

dushasan ko pada bhari

saari mein saari

parag saari!



Na tumnain kuch kaha ,

Joron ki bearish makes u wonder...

Joron ki bearish makes u wonder..

is this what they call.......taste the thunder!



Manoj named Kapil,

Paaji was very brave

Manoj named Kapil,

Paaji was very brave

palmolive da jawab nahi

boy he had a close shave!



E....kya bolti tu

E....kya bolti tu .....

E... kya bolti three

E ..kya bolti three!



Jab tota hua dirty tote se boli myna

Jab tota hua dirty tote se boli myna

don't u worry ??surf excel hai na!



Khake Chywanprash budhi ka gyaan payega

Khake Chywanprash budhi ka gyaan payega

Kabhi na Kabhi mera number ayega!



Kamaataa nahin hun itnaa ke tujhe roz khilaaoon aur pilaaoon

Aaati hai to aajaa, yaa kisi aur ko pataooon



Dil Logi, Ke Jaan Logi

Meri Jaan Set Hone Me Kitnaa Time Logi



Gul Gaye, Gulshan Gaye, Gul Ke Patte Rah Gaye

Saare Shaayar Mar Gaye, Tum Ullu Ke Patthe Rah Gaye



Milnaa Hai To Mil Isee Duniyaa Ke Chaman Me

Phir Kyaa Milna Hogaa, Jab Laash Hogi Kafan Me



Dil Hai Tera Dariyaa....Aankhen Hain Teri Jheel

So My Darling ... What's The Big-Deal ??



Tairna Hai To Paani Main Aa, Kinare Pe Kyaa Rakhaa Hai

Ishq Karna Hai To Baahar aa, Ishaare main Kyaa Rakhaa Hai



Maine tujhe dekhaa

Dekhta rahaa, Dekhtaa hi gayaa

Phir mujhe chashmaa lag gayaa



Taj Mahal kyaa hai tere liye usse bhi achhaa banwaa denge

Mumtaz to marke gadi thi, tujhe jindaa gadwaa denge.



Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai

Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai



Ghalib ne likha deewar par lal rang se

Ghalib ne likha deewar par lal rang se

Yahan likhna mana hai



Teri zulfein hain ya ghana andhera

Jaaneman katwa de baal, hoja ganji

Aur kar de savera



Juice peene ka maza cup mein nahin

Glass mein hota hai

Greeting card dene ka maza gharwali ko nahin

Saali ko hota hai



Wo ladai hi kya jis mein do chaar gaaliyan na ho

Aur woh sasuraal hi kya jahan koi saaliyan na ho



Majnu Laila ke baal pakad ke bola

Moya kitne din se sar nahin dhoya



Jaayiye aap kahan jaayenge

Hum khud aapko chhod aayenge



Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri

Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri



Hum aapke dil mein rahate hai

Hum aapke dil mein rahate hai

Aur bhaada bhi nahin dete hai



Ai husn ki mallika aur baharon ki shaan

Jai jawan jai kisan



Maine tumhe dekha, tumhe follow kiya

Tumne mere dil mein jalaaya pyaar ka diya

Par tumhare bhaiyya se mera pad gaya paala

Par tumhare bhaiyya se mera pad gaya paala

Mujhe usne Clinic All Clear se Dho daala





Maine tere pyaar mein kya na kiya o chhaliye

Maine tere pyaar mein kya na kiya o chhaliye

Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye



Jab tota hua dirty

Tote se boli maina

Jab tota hua dirty

Tote se boli maina

Don't you worry

Surf Excel hai na



Jab jab tumne mujhe dekha hai

Jab jab tumne mujhe dekha hai

mujhe meri khoobsurati mehsoos huvi hai

jab jab tum ne nahi dekha hai

mujhe tumhari badsoorati mehsoos nahi huvi hai



Tip Tip barse pani.... Tip Tip barse pani..... Tip

Tip barse pani

To kya chai barase gi....



Joron ki baarish

Makes you wonder

Joron ki baarish

Makes you wonder

Is this what they call

Taste the thunder?



Chachundar ke sar pe chameli ka phool

Chachundar ke sar pe chameli ka phool

Utterly butterly delicious Amul



Maine tujhe pyaar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta

Maine tujhe pyaar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta

Tan ki shakti, mann ki shakti, Bournvita, Bournvita!



Maine tujhe pyaar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta

Maine tujhe pyaar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta

Sine theta by cos theta is tan theta, tan theta!



Cycle chalaate waqt handle ko dekho

Ladki pataate waqt sandal ko dekho



Har dil jo pyaar karega

Woh khaana khaayega

Deewana apni deewangi se nahin balki

Waistline se pehchaana jaayega







Mat pee sharab galib mazjid mein baith kar,

Mat pee sharab galib mazjid mein baith kar,

Ek hi botal hai kahin khuda na mang le.

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Yeh tera chehra hai yaa kele kaa chhilka...

Yeh tera chehra hai yaa kele kaa chilka...

Jo dekha tho dil phisal he gaya.

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Mainee tumhari yaadon mein.. ro ro ke tub bhar diye...

Aur tum itney be-wafa nikle, ki nahake chal diye!!!

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Voh sadak ke is paar thi

hum sadak ke us paar they

kuch hum aage badhe, kuch voh aage badhi

hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi

hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi

ab hum sadak ke us paar they, aur voh sadak ke is paar thi.

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Aur bhi cheezen bahut si lut chukin hain dil kei saath

Yeh batayaa doston nei ishq furmanei kei baad.

Ab kamre ki ek ek cheez check karta hoon mai,

Ek tere aane se pehley ek tere jaane kei baad.

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Tum aa gaye ho; noor aa gaya hai

chalo teeno movie chalen.

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Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar...

Aasmaan mein... ud raha hain kabootar,

Flutter Flutter,

Flutter Flutter.

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Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu

jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu

jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu...

magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya....

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Kaaash ke tere chehre par chechak ke daag hote.....

kaaash ke tere chehre par chechak ke daag hote.....

chand to tu hai hi ..sitaare bhee saaath hote !!!

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Pyar mein kisine Dhoka to kisine kasam khayi hai

Par hum wo majnoo hai jisne sirf laat khayi hai.

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Maine tujhe pyar kiya

Tere baap nai mujhe peeta

Maine tujhe pyar kiya

Tere baap nai mujhe peeta

Tan ki Shakti,Man ki Shakti, Bournvita

[Sin Theta upon Cos Theta is equal to Tan Theta]

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Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi

jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi

dil ne kahaa khud kushi kar le jalim

bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi

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Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha..

Dooor se dekha.. to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa...

Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa...

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Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi...

Dooor se dekhaaa.. to kuchh dikha nahi.....

Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi

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Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha

Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha

Paas gaya... to bheeg gaya.

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Ladki boli:

Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,

Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,

Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.



Ladka bola :

Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,

Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,

Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.

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Mashooka: Lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho to.....

Mashook: Darling, ek tinka dikh to raha hai... kyon na usey

wahin rahne diya jaye... main doobonga to sahara dega......

Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha

Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha

Paas gaya... to bheeg gaya...



Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,

Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!



Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't like your face ,

Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space



Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, tum nahi ho Ash,

Phir bhi tumhe dekhkar mera, system hota hai crash

Teirna hai to beach me aao, Kinaro pe kya rakha hai,

Pyaar karna hai to bahon me aao, isharo me kya rakha hai.





Woh ladki hi kya jiska koi dilbar na ho,

woh ladki hi kya jiska koi dilbar na ho,

woh nal hi kya jiska koi plumber na ho,



woh samosa hi kya jisme aaloo na ho...

woh samosa hi kya jisme aaloo na ho...

woh bihar hi kya jisme laaloo na ho.



door se dekha to tera chehra nazar aaya

door se dekha to tera chehra nazar aaya

paas aane ki himmat hi nahi hui.



jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi

jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi

dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim

bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi



Kitne Log They Tumhare Zanaze Ke Peeche,

Ek Mein Nahin Tha Tere Zanaze Ke Peeche,

Mein Hota Bhi Kaise Tere Zanaze Ke Peeche,

Jo Mera Zanazaa Ja raha tha Tere Zanaze Ke Peeche.



Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,

tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya;

kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi?



Pyar Mein Log Jinda Dafnaye Jatein Hein,

Pyar Mein Log Jinda Dafnaye Jatein Hein,

Kabar khood Ke Dekhon Intezaar Mein Paaye Jatte Hein.



ladka bola :

kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate,

bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate.



Ladki boli:

Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,

kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.

Irshaad.....Irshaad..............



Ladki boli:

Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,

Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.



Ladka bola :

Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,

Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.

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