Ques - RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI
Ans - TAILOR ( darzi )
Ques - SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
Ans - Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)
Q- Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi. Kumble brings
a bottle of
pepsi but
goes directly to Tendulkar. why why :-)
Ans - Tendulkar is an opener
Q -The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is
umbrella'.
Which movie did he really want to see ?
Ans - Dil Chhata Hai!
Q: Wohh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par
Dhadkan main
nahi
Socho socho
A : arey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!
Q - What will! u call a person who is leaving India.
Socho.......
A : Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
Q. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya
tha........
Answer : adidas
Q. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between
comes a well.
Luv
falls into the well. Why?
A : Because Luv is blind!!!!!
Q : Now Kush also jumps inside. Why? OK lot's of head
scratching
done.
Answer is... Luv ke liye kuch bhi karega!!!!
Want one more...
Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai.. nahi pata..
A : D'Cold chain ki saans - D'cold
chalo ab batao, Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya
hai
this is quite simple..
A : D'Cold again kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi
Here Are Some New and Improved Dil Chahta Hai Lyrics
Enjoy Them.
1) DIL CHAHTA HAI
Kabhi Naa Aayen KT ke Din,
Pass Ho Jaye Hum , Copying ke Bin
Din Din Bhar Ho , Lectures Ki Baatein,
Assignments Mein Beete , Saari Raate,
Busy Ho Kar Bhool Jaye Yeh Jahan,
IT Revive Ho Jaye Aur Aane Lage Ladkiyan .......
DIL CHAHTA Hai
Aisa Ajab Ye Course Hai,
Dekho Toh Har Koi KT Se Suffer Hai,
Humko Jaana Kidhar Hai?
US? Bngalore? Ya Ulhasnagar?
OH Oh oh ooooooo ......
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2) WOH PEON HAI KAHAN
Jise Dhoondta Hu Main , Har Ghadi,
Jo Kabhi Mujhe Hai Nahi Mile,
Jispe Kar Sakoon Main Yakein,
WOH PEON HAI KAHAN?
Jise Meri Attendance Ka Dhyan Ho,
Questions Papers Ka Bhi Gyaan Ho,
PRINCI Se Bhi Pehchaan Ho,
WOH PEON HAI KAHAN ?????
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3) DIL CHAHTA HAI (Reprise)
Sar Khaata Hai,
Principal Apna Poore Hi Din,
Sar Khaata Hai,
Bhashan Deta Hai Kaaran Ke Bin,
Din Din Bhar Woh Maarta Hai Round,
Kabhi LCR , Kabhi College Ground,
Hum Chuppe Woh Milta Hai Vahan,
Na Jaane Bhatakta Woh Mil Jaaye Kahan.....
Sar Khaata Hai
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4) JAANE KYON
JAANE KYON Log Attend Karte Hain... JAANE KYON,
Lectures Attend Karne Mein Rakha Kya Hai,
Class Mein Jo Baithe Woh Tanha Hai,
Baaju Mein Jaane Ko Canteen Hai
TP Karne Ke Liye Library Aur Gym Hai.
Log Chupp Chupp Ke Proxy Dete Hain,
JAANE KYON Aap He Yu Darte Hain,
JAANE KYON .......
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5) KOI KAHE
KOI KAHE , Kahta Rahe Professors Ka Kaam Hai Pakana,
Princi Ke Saamne , Kabhi Nahi Ban Ne Ka Shaana,
Jab Class Hai
Time Pass Hai,
Phir Kis Liye Karna Assignment,
College Mein Baithana To Hai Ek Punishment,
Bill Gates College - Nahin Gaya Hai
Dhiru Bhai Bhi - Nahin Gaya Hai
Tum Bhi Kabhi Mat Jao
Prof Bhadke - Bhadkane Do,
Black List Nikle - Nikal ne Do
Na Ghabrao
Students Naya Par Education System
Kyon Ho Purana......
Life's short. If you don't look around once in a while you might
miss it.
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Tumko dekha.... !!
tumko dekha....to yeh khayal aaya
paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya!
Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,
jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai....udhar kal khudega!
The night is dark, the moon is high,
I stop my car, u ask why?
I come close to u, u feel shy,
I tell u those three magical words....
Aye la, tyre Puncture!!!
Tumsa koi dusara jameen par hua
to rab se sikayat hogi....
Ek to jhella nahi jata
dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!
Koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
abe aage bhi to bol...............
Are nuclear power ka jamaana hai,
bomb se udaa do saale ko...................
Tuhaar chehraa moti samaan ..
tuhaar chehraa moti samman ..
moti hamaar kutte ka naam!!
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...
Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor samjhana!!
Tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge,
tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge.....
ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge !!
He: Janeman, is dil mein chali aao
She: Sandal nikaloon kya !
He: Pagli, ye mandir nahi hai, aise hi aajao...
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga!!!
Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha......
Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha !
Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
yu aansoo na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to,
sidhe upar chale aana!!
Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unho ne phool phenka..gamla bhi saath tha!!
Kyon apni kabar khood-hi khod raha hai Galib...
Kyon apni kabar khood-hi khod raha hai Galib...
La, phawda mujhe de!!
Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumhari saheli ko dekha to doosra khyal aaya!!
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.....
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho.....
Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho.....
Kisi ne sikhaya hai... ya bachpan se hi kamine ho ??
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