Khuda se Scooter manga

Khuda se Scooter manga
Khuda se Scooter manga.. Car di;
Apartment manga.. bangla diya;
dost manga to tumhain diya..
Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kia

Zindagi Hai To Khwaab Hai
Khwaab Hai To Manzilein Hai
Manzilein Hai To Fasaley Hai
Fasaley Hai To Rastey Hai
Rastay Hai To Mushkilein Hai
Mushkilein Hai To Hausla Hai
Hausla Hai To Vishawas Hai
Vishvas hai to Paisa hai
Paisa hai to Shohrat hai
Shohrat hai to Izzat Hai
Izzat hai to Ladki hai
Ladki hai to Tension hai
Tension hai to Concern hai
Concern hai to a Khayaal hai
Khayaal hai to Khwaab hai
Khawab hai to Growth hai
Growth hai to Zindagi hai
Zindagi hai to khwaab hai
Matlab duniya Gol Gol hai
Bas ghumnewala chahiye......

Log ishq karte hain,
Bade shor ke saath.
Humne bhi kiya,
Bade zor ke saath.
Magar ab karenge,
Thoda gaur ke saath.
Kyonki kal usko dekha,
Kisi aur ke saath.

Aansun se palke bhigo leta hoon
Yaad teri aati hai to ro leta hoon
Socha ki bhula doon tujhe magar,
Har baar faisla badal deta hoon
Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke saath
Ye bataya dooston ne ishq furmane ke baad;
Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez "check" karta hoon main
"Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaane ke baad"(wah-wah)
Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par,
laakh rupaye ki bat thi,
do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah)

shairi to aati nahi shayar banne chale
shairi to aati nahi shayar banne chale
sar pe baal nahi amitabh bachan banne chale

Ladki: Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi
Mohabaat ek se hoti hai, hazaron se nahi
Ladka: Chandni chand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga
Mohabbat ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga

tere baap ne mujhe itnaa peeta....
tere baap ne mujhe itnaa peeta....
ki atchi sehat ke liye piyo bournvita

dukaan mein main gaya tha lene kismi bar....
dukaan mein main gaya tha lene kismi bar....
magar dekha jo dukan waali ko to bol kiss me bar bar
Ladka: Kaash in hasinaaon kay baap mar jayen'
bahaana gam kaa hota
hum inke ghar to aate
aai murkh tere liye yeh bolna bhi paap hoga.
... kisi din tu bhi kisi haseena kaa baap hoga !

Arz kiya hai
Tumko dekha....tumko dekha...
tumko dekha....to yeh khayal aaya
paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya!

Idhar kuda hai, udar khuda hai,
jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai....udhar kal khudega!

The night is dark, the moon is high,
I stop my car, u ask why?
I come close to u, u feel shy,
I tell u those three magical words....
Hye La, Puncture!!!

Tumsa koi dusara jameen par hua
to rab se sikayat hogi....
Ek to jehlla nahi jata
dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko
abe aage bhi to bol.......
neuclear power ka jamaana hai, bomb se udaa do
saale ko...

tuhaar chehraa moti samaan ..
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
moti hamaar kutte ka naam!!

tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge,
tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge.....
ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge !!

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa
uske
dil pe chaya hoga...pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat
mein
rakh lun..phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga!!!

Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..Magar Mujhe Kaam
Tha...... Mein
Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...Magar Mujhe Zukham
Tha !

Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
yu aansoo na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to,
sidhe upar chale aana!!

Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unho ne phool phenka..gamla bhi saath tha!!

Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumhari saheli ko dekha to doosra khyal aaya!!

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.....
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho.....
Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho.....
Kisi ne sikhaya hai... ya bachpan se hi kamine ho??

Geeta Saransh...
HEY PARTH
Increment nahin mila, bura hua,
Salary cut ho rahi hai, bura ho raha hai,
Retrenchment hoga, wo bhi bura hi hoga...,
Tum pichhla review na hone ka paschataap na karo,
Tum agle review na hone ki chinta na karo,,
Recession chal raha hai...,.
Tumhari pocket se kya gaya jo tum rote ho ?,
Tum company ke liye kya business laye the jo tumne kho diya ?,
Tumne aisa kaun sa product banaya tha jo scrap hogaya ?,
Tum koi experience le kar nahin aaye the...
Jo experience liya company se liya...
Jo project kiya company ko diya...
Degree le kar aaye, experience lekar chale...
Jo function aaj tumhara hai,
Kal kisi aur ka tha... parson kisi aur ka hoga...
Tum isse apna samajh kar magn ho rahe ho
Bas yahi khushi tumhari tension ka karran hai...
Kyon wyarth tension lete ho, kis se wyarth darte ho
Kaun tumhein nikaal sakta hai ?
Policy change company ka rule hai
Jise tum policy Change kehte ho, Wahi to trick hai...
Ek pal mein tum millionare ho jaate ho
Doosre hi pal mein tum stipend par aa jate ho...
Review, increment etc. etc. man se hata do
Vichar se mita do phir company tumhari hai, tum company ke ho...
Na yeh Increments tumhare liye hain, na tum iske kabil ho
Parantu job secure hai, phir tumhein tension kyon hai
Tum apne aap ko Company ko arpit karo
Yahin sabse bada Golden Rule hai...
Jo is Golden Rule ko janta hai
Wo review, incentive, recession se sarvada muqt hai.

Laloo Bhai bihari
Went up the pahari
To fetch a bail for court order
Laloo fell down
And lost his crown
But Rabri reigned thereafter.
Laxman laxman
Yes pappa
Eating money
No pappa
Telling lies
No pappa
Open yr drawer
Ha ha ha
Samata party is falling down
Falling down
Falling down
Samata party is falling down
Falling down
Falling down
My fair jaitley (jaya)

Wha Wha Black Sheep
Have you pulled the wool?
Yes sir, Yes sir,
Three bags full.
One for my father,
One for my dame,
And one for the CBI
Crying in the lane.

Lit! tle Miss Bharti,
Did a Maha-arti,
So the BJP would always hold sway.
There came a big BSP With Mayavati its USP.
And frightened Miss Bharti away.

Little Lal Advani
Sat with his TV vahini
Taking his party's rai
He stuck out hist humb,
Hoping to pull out the plum,
And said, 'Can I have a slice of Vaj-pie?'

Batsman-bowler sat on the ball.
Batsman-bowler had a great fall,
All the bookies' cookies,
All the bribers' men,
Couldn't put Indian cricket together again.

Bankers and ministers
Sold for a penny
All the swindlers are so many
The envy's green
And the CBI red's
Nail them all, and get
Their head, head, head.