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Na aana usse leke mere janaze mein

Na aana usse leke mere janaze mein, Meri Mohabbat ki tauhin hogi, Main 4 logon ke kandhe pe hounga, Aur meri jaan paidal hogi. • Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hain, Hum hain ki unse pyar kiya karte hain, Khuda ne takdir me ek tuta tara nahi likha, Aur hum hain ki chaand ki aarzu kiya karte hain

kasoor na unka tha na hamara

kasoor na unka tha na hamara, hum dono hi rishto ki rasam nibhate rahe, wo dosti ehsas jatate rahe, hum mahobbat ko dil me chupate rahe.. zindagi hai nadan is liye chup hun, dard hi dard hai subah sham isliye chup hun, keh dun zamane se dastan apni, usme aayega tera naam isliye chup hun.. unhe pyaar karna nahi aata, hame pyar ke siwa kuch nahi aata, jundagi jeene ke do ho raste hai, ek hame nahi aata ek unhe nahi aata.. umeed pe hum jiye jate hai, zaher bhi dawa samaz kar piye jate hai, ek wo hai ke aane ka naam nahin lete, aur hum hai ke unka intezaar kiye jate hai..

YOUR SMILE

YOUR SMILE: Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. WHO YOU ARE: I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. I'M STILL ALIVE... Talk to me when i’ m bored, kiss me when i’ m sad hug me when i cry, care for me when i die, love me When I’m still Alive... IN LOVE WITH YOU It is not being in love that makes me happy... but is being in love with YOU that makes me happ

TRULY LOVE

TRULY LOVE It’s hard to find someone whom you truly love, much less to find someone who loves you as much. When the chance comes, don't ever let go. CHERISH... Cherish the person you love, never tell lies or attempt to hurt them because you won't know how important they are until they are out of your life... POEM OR RHYME Who cares whether this is a poem or rhyme, I will love you until the end of time... TONIGHT WITH ME A smile to put you on high... A Kiss to Set Your Soul Alight... Would it be alright if I spent Tonight Being Loved by You???

Ek Kunwari Ladki Niche Khadi hai

AJIT: Robert, "Ek Kunwari Ladki Niche Khadi hai" ko English main kis tarah kahoge? Robert: Boss maloom nahin. AJIT: Are Bewakoof itna bhi nahin jante, Pauses for a while and replies "Miss Under Standing" (misunderstanding) AJIT: Robert, isko Great Wall of China le jaakar phansi mein laga do, great 'wall hanging' ban jayegi AJIT: Robert is ko microprocessor may daal do ! Bit by bit mar jaayga gaa saala! AJIT:Robert is ko liquid oxygen may daal do ! Liquid issay jeenay nahi day gaa, oxygen issay marnay nahi day gaa! AJIT:Robert, Dayna (Diana) ko thoda khatta khila do, yeh dayna se daynasour bhi ho jayegi, phir extinct bhi...

mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye

(Robert had twins and comes to the "Boss".....) Robert: Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye.. Ajeet : Ek ka naam rakho Peter.... Robert: boss or doosre ka ? Ajeet: Repeater. (Robert and Ajeet go for shikar.Robert spots a peacock...) Robert: Boss....more.. more... (Ajeet picks up the peacock, shoots it ) Ajeet : Nomore ! Robert: Boss , Sona kahan hai ? ( Where is the Gold ? )AJIT: Kahin par bhi so jao Robert !! (Scene - Robert gets a sidey to Ajit.)Robert: Boss, humne sidey ko pakad liyaAJIT:Ise maar ke pulees station ke saamne rakh do. Aur iske badan par ek sui chubha do.Robert: Par sui kyon, baass!AJIT:Bewakoof! Pulees yeh samjhegi ki sui-cide hua hai! Robert: Boss, mere teen bacche hue. Unko kya naam doon?AJIT:Ek ka naam rakhna Peter, doosre ka Maikal, aur teesre ka Cha Ling Chu.Robert: Par Cha Ling Chu kyoon?AJIT:Bewakoof, duniya ka har teesra bacchaa Chinese hota hai!

Khuda ne kaha dosti na kar

Khuda ne kaha dosti na kar dosti mein tu kanhi kho jayega.... Maine kaha ai khuda zameen par aakar mere dost se mil.... tu bhi us par fannah ho jayega !!!!! hosale kahan se aaye hai bin mere jeene ke, koi churake le gaya hai saare saman mere jeene ke, aaye hai kuch farishtey mujhe lene yun, kehte hai baki bache hai chand lamhe mere jeene ke, kuch na maangu mein kuch na de tu mujhe, bas guzar le yeh kuch pal mere saath mere jeene ke, uski baahon mein dam nikale hasrat hai, yun chu gaya hai woh jasbat mere jeene ke, ladh rahi hoon apni hi saanson se, mar gaye hai saare ehsaas mere jeene ke, khul ke hans loon mein aaj yeh tammana hai, de de koi dard purane mere jeene ke, yun toh in raaston se guzari hoon mein kai baar lekin, kaun mitaye in pe padh gaye haui jo nishan mere jeene ke, banake nasoor mazaa denge mujhko yakin hai in par, aake apna mera koi kurade toh zakhm mere jeene ke, jaane kya soch ke woh bheega hai askon mein, rota hai un par bache hai jo pal mere jeene ke.