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Ek Kunwari Ladki Niche Khadi hai

AJIT: Robert, "Ek Kunwari Ladki Niche Khadi hai" ko English main kis tarah kahoge?
Robert: Boss maloom nahin.
AJIT: Are Bewakoof itna bhi nahin jante,
Pauses for a while and replies "Miss Under Standing" (misunderstanding)


AJIT: Robert, isko
Great Wall of China le jaakar phansi mein laga do, great 'wall hanging' ban jayegi
AJIT: Robert is ko microprocessor may daal do ! Bit by bit mar jaayga gaa saala!
AJIT:Robert is ko liquid oxygen may daal do ! Liquid issay jeenay nahi day gaa, oxygen issay marnay nahi day gaa!
AJIT:Robert, Dayna (Diana) ko thoda khatta khila do, yeh dayna se daynasour bhi ho jayegi, phir extinct bhi...
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