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mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye

(Robert had twins and comes to the "Boss".....)

Robert: Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye..

Ajeet : Ek ka naam rakho Peter....

Robert: boss or doosre ka ?

Ajeet: Repeater.

(Robert and Ajeet go for shikar.Robert spots a peacock...)

Robert: Boss....more.. more... (Ajeet picks up the peacock, shoots it )

Ajeet : Nomore !
Robert: Boss , Sona kahan hai ? ( Where is the Gold ? )AJIT: Kahin par bhi so jao Robert !!

(Scene - Robert gets a sidey to Ajit.)Robert: Boss, humne sidey ko pakad liyaAJIT:Ise maar ke pulees station ke saamne rakh do. Aur iske badan par ek sui chubha do.Robert: Par sui kyon, baass!AJIT:Bewakoof! Pulees yeh samjhegi ki sui-cide hua hai!

Robert: Boss, mere teen bacche hue. Unko kya naam doon?AJIT:Ek ka naam rakhna Peter, doosre ka Maikal, aur teesre ka Cha Ling Chu.Robert: Par Cha Ling Chu kyoon?AJIT:Bewakoof, duniya ka har teesra bacchaa Chinese hota hai!
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