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MERI ZINDAGI TO KAB KI BIKHAR GAYI HOTI

MERI ZINDAGI TO KABKI BIKHAR GAYI HOTI,
HAR EK HASRAT DIL MEIN HI MAR GAYI HOTI,
WOH HOGAYI JABSE KISI AUR KI BANKE BEWAFA,
MERI TO JEENE KI TAMANNA HI KHATM HOGAYI.

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EK DOST HAI DUNIYA ME JISE HUM APNA MANTE HAI
ROZ USKE LIYE DUA MANGTE HAI
LOG JALTE HAI MUJHSE QKI
WO BHI EK DOST AAP JAISA MANGTE HAI.

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KABHI KABHI TERA MAIKHANA YAAD AAYE BAHUT,
EK BOOND NA PEE AUR LADKHADAYE BAHUT,
WO ROZ ROZ JO BICHDE TO KAUN YAAD KARE,
WO EK ROZ NA AAYE TO YAAD AAYE BAHUT.

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KHUD KO KHUD KI KHABAR NA LAGE,
KOI ACHA BHI IS KADAR NA LAGE,
AAP KO DEKHA HAI US NAZAR SE,
JIS NAZAR SE AAPKO NAZAR NA LAGE.

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HAQIQAT NA POOCH MERE AFSANE KI,
TERE JATE HI BADAL GAYI NAZAR ZAMANE KI,
LOG POOCHTE HAI MAIN KHUSH KYON NAHI,
KAISE KAHONAADAT THI TERE SAATH MUSK KI.

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