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Sardar joins army

Ak 47
Sardar joins army, given AK 47.
Hes puzzld.
Asks major, Sir, yeh bandook ki nalli samne rakhun ya ulta?
Major: kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi hoga.

Dhire se thoko sanam
mehangi ka zamana hai
6 inch ke item ko
zindagi bher chalana hai


Aurat ki kamar
Ya khuda tune Aurat ke kamar
itni pattli kyoun banai hey
yeh tere berukhi hey ya tere bewafai hey

Khuda: na mere berukhi hey,
na meri bewafai hey
uski kamar say kuch mitti
lekar uske seene pe lagai hey.

A Crowded Bus
Man - Madam aapke santare dab rahe hai jara peche raho.
Madam - Mere santare dab rahe apko kya.
Man - Apko kuch nahin par mera to ras nikal raha hai!!!!

Chandramukhi
Tu chandramukhi main surajmukhi,

tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi.

Chatt se chhalang laga de, phir tu bhi sukhi,

main bhi sukhi.

3 Facts of Life
1) Garib aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai.

2) Musibat aur Lu#d kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai.

3) Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai.

Radha
a man jumps into his bed & starts making luv,
woman in bed says-jijaji main apki biwi nahi saali radha hoon
man: ab kahe ki RADHA jab ghus gaya AADHA!
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