On the keyboard of life

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key

Always remember you are unique – just like everyone else.

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain The success of those we don't like?

It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it Creative problem solving.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to Shoot them.

If it's true that we are here to help others,

Then what exactly are the others here for?

Money is not everything.

There's Mastercard & Visa.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman

And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

The more you learn, the more you know,

The more you know, the more you forget

The more you forget, the less you know

So.. Why learn...

If our constitution allows us free speech, why are there phone bills?

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.